gurl imma have to call you back

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Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

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wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

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epic-humor:

http://epic-humor.tumblr.com

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source

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quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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eighties-august:

so fancy

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Dan: The bizarre, strange thing was that I was naked (in Equus) and that was the first controversy. Everyone was going, “Oh, my God! He can’t be naked! He’s Harry Potter! It’s dreadful.” That didn’t work, so they went, “He’s smoking in it! That’s dreadful! It’s appalling!” Not once was the fact mentioned that I blind six horses in it. That was totally fine with the British media. Totally fine.

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suicidallyreckless:

#prime example of gay marriage destroying America

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